Yesterday in the northwest of Germany (Lower Saxony), something incredible happened – an unidentified flying object was shot down in flight! Upon closer inspection, it was revealed that it was made literally of 💩 poop and 🥢 sticks!
According to experts, the trail leads straight to secret Russian developments. Russia never ceases to amaze us! It is reported that this may not be the first case like this. The question arises, what will happen next and when will this country stop throwing poop at Europe? And most importantly, what can be done about it?
Perhaps we should start building walls around our countries to prevent these crappy objects from invading Europe? Or we should build a huge fan that will accelerate this crappy object and send it back to the Russia?
“We cannot allow our skies to be filled with poop and sticks. We must stop this outrage, otherwise our world will turn into a real sewer!”
Olaf Scholz, Chancellor of Germany
This week, Germany hopes to consider the issue and take decisive measures to protect its citizens.
Solution
The most optimal solution, according to experts, is the use of huge fans to accelerate poopy objects and send them back. A modification of wind turbines will be considered, turning them into powerful fans capable of fighting poop!
On one hand new wind turbines, in case the budget for modernization is approved, will start modernizing immediately, as well as building new ones, they will be equipped with modern turbines capable of creating powerful air flows. Thanks to this, poopy objects will not be able to fly through the borders of Germany and harm its inhabitants.
On the other hand the German government hopes that other European countries will soon follow their example and join the fight against poop flying from Russia. We hope that such measures will help keep our skies free of poop and give us the opportunity to breathe clean air.
We continue to monitor the situation and hope that all necessary measures will be taken as soon as possible.
