Aries: You will feel like a cake without a cherry. That’s all you are this week – cloyingly sweet and imperfect.
Taurus: Remove all the garbage in your soul that has accumulated since the beginning of this year. It prevents you from moving on in life.
Gemini: New adventures are waiting for you this week, it’s time to go to the haunts and good bars in the area.
Cancer: This week you tend to organize everything around you, but life is not only duties, but also pleasures. Allow yourself madness, have fun like the last time.
Leo: You will feel like the king of the jungle, by the end of the week you will realize that your reality is a zoo.
Virgo: You have a lot of work ahead of you. Work like a draft horse, don’t feel sorry for yourself. And do not whine, you will rest in the other world.
Libra: This week you will realize that your ancestors were cursed for generations to come. Repent or be prepared to die at the stake.
Scorpio: You might get lucky this week. But luck is like a guest who can come and go at any moment. And if he decided to stay, then take advantage of this, don’t act as usual.
Sagittarius: Your carelessness and desire for your own benefit can lead to the fact that you become a victim of a cult. Try not to fall under their influence, otherwise you may become a helpless puppet in their bloody hands.
Capricorn: Dark times are ahead for Capricorns this week – be careful in your search for new knowledge. Google less, don’t search online, stay on the dark side of ignorance.
Aquarius: It will be a very boring week for you. If something significant happens, then it will definitely be something bad.
Pisces: You may feel like something is hanging over you this week. This is the ghost of your past. Just ignore it and drink more vodka.
