Horoscope (March 27 – April 2, 2023)

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Weekly horoscope, March 24 - April 2, 2023
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Aries: You have a lot of work to do this week, so don’t forget to write a letter to your robot assistant to thank him for his help. Who knows, maybe he will even answer!

Taurus: You will feel very relaxed this week, but don’t forget your responsibilities! You may be able to come up with a compelling reason why you failed to complete your tasks, but chances are your boss won’t believe you.

Gemini: This week you will be thinking about what your pet’s hair would look like if it became a human. It is difficult to say what exactly the stars mean by these words. This should also be considered.

Cancer: You should visit the bird market this week. There you will find answers to some of your global questions.

Leo: This week you should learn to say “no” when someone asks you for help. Or you can keep taking on all the challenges until you become the superhero who never sleeps.

Virgo: You’ll be working hard this week to get promoted, but alas, ChatGPT could be far more effective in the eyes of your management.

Libra: This week you will face a difficult cosmic dilemma: buy another pair of shoes or another bag.

Scorpio: This week you should invite your friend to dinner. If during dinner you say something wrong, your friend may be offended and forget about you forever. Test your friends for loyalty.

Sagittarius: This week you may find that you have a new hobby. The hobby has a name, but the second half, if you are married, it is better not to mention it.

Capricorn: You will be working hard this week, just like Aries and Leo.

Aquarius: This week you will feel very creative. If you decide to try your hand at sculpting, it may be better to start with clay rather than marble. In other words, it’s better to start with something simpler.

Pisces: This week you will be meeting new people and discovering new ideas. But if someone offers you to invest in your startup, it might be better not to risk your money.

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